I am Heavy Instruments Guy, and *this* is my instrument. She weighs 140 kilograms and fires 200-decibel custom-blown noises at 10,000 sounds per minute. It costs 400,000 oxygen to blow this tuba for 12 seconds.

*random laughter*

Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY TUBA?!?

Some people thing they can outsmart me. Maybe… *snif* Maybe.

I have yet to meet one that can outsmart loud noises.

AHAHAHAHAHA! BLEED SOME MORE!

Hehe. Bleed some more.