On the First day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Second day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Third day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Fourth day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Four Battered Women,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Fifth day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
TODDS FUCK-ING HEAD,
Four Battered Women,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Sixth day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Six Outraged Gamers,
TODDS FUCK-ING HEAD,
Four Battered Women,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Seventh day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Seven Up-voted Cosplays,
Six Outraged Gamers,
TODDS FUCK-ING HEAD,
Four Battered Women,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Eighth day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Eight (Heated) Gaming Moments,
Seven Up-voted Cosplays,
Six Outraged Gamers,
TODDS FUCK-ING HEAD,
Four Battered Women,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Ninth day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Nine O B J E C T I V E F A C T S,
Eight (Heated) Gaming Moments,
Seven Up-voted Cosplays,
Six Outraged Gamers,
TODDS FUCK-ING HEAD,
Four Battered Women,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Tenth day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Ten Sci-Fi Boobies,
Nine O B J E C T I V E F A C T S,
Eight (Heated) Gaming Moments,
Seven Up-voted Cosplays,
Six Outraged Gamers,
TODDS FUCK-ING HEAD,
Four Battered Women,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Eleven Crying Leftists,
Ten Sci-Fi Boobies,
Nine O B J E C T I V E F A C T S,
Eight (Heated) Gaming Moments,
Seven Up-voted Cosplays,
Six Outraged Gamers,
TODDS FUCK-ING HEAD,
Four Battered Women,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.
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On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my mommy gave to me,
Twelve Under-aged Sex-Sims,
Eleven Crying Leftists,
Ten Sci-Fi Boobies,
Nine O B J E C T I V E F A C T S,
Eight (Heated) Gaming Moments,
Seven Up-voted Cosplays,
Six Outraged Gamers,
TODDS FUCK-ING HEAD,
Four Battered Women,
Three Nazi Symbols,
Two canvas bags, and
Geraldo from the Wi-tcher three.