1. ARSON. i think arson FUNNY!!!
2. THEFT. i stole my moms wacky credit card and found those WACKY numbers on it!!!!
3. REVOLUTION. i started a WACKY revouliton with my neighbours dog, rn we are capturing WACKY germany!!!!!!!!!
4. BOMBING. i found some WACKY bombs in my dads locked closet. i tought they were wacky toys so i played catch with my neighbours son!!!!!!!!!
5. 4TH DEGREE MURDER. i did some WACKY stuff with my dads wacky hunter knife and rifle. Turns out they werent toys!!!!!
6. SCHOOL SHOOTING. i brought my dads toy gun to school to play with my friends. turns out it wasnt a wacky toy!!!!!!!
7. ASSASINATION. me and my friends played Franz Ferdinand and Gabrilo Princip. i brought my gun to be Gabrilo Princip, turns out it was my dads M1911!!!!!!
8. WOMAN TRAFFICKING. i was hiding in my dads back seat, and later he put some WACKY naked women in his trunk, i helped him!!!!
9. DOPE DEALING. i was selling tic tacs around my neighbourhood, turns out it wasnt tictac!!!!!
10. ROBBERY. i was playing cops and thiefs with my wacky friends! we took it a bit too real and far!!!11