One of my friends in highschool stuck his dick on/in a dead raccoon. My dog had just killed it and kinda gnawed it’s head off so there was a hole and I joked that I’d give my buddy all the money in my wallet if he stuck his cock in there and before I could “lol jokes” he dropped his shorts and hopped on. I don’t think penetration occurred but still.

My other buddy and I just kinda stood there in shock as I opened my wallet and gave the guy $4