if I had to pick an animal to become, I think I would choose the yellow boring sponge. Few animals match this borderline omnipotent creature in power, speed, intelligence, or brutality. The yellow boring sponge is usually referred to as the god of slaughter by bioligists. The mere existence of this unfathomably powerful animal is said to have instantly killed God, scared the Devil into giving away the throne of Hell, and sending tremors throughout the multiverse, shattering hundreds of trillions of universes in a single shake. These universe transcending quakes are said to wring out with every birth of a yellow boring sponge, and it’s only a matter of time before the very fabric of reality is torn. Because of the yellow boring sponge’s horrifying strength, if I could choose to become one, I would.