Meatslab McBeefyman walked into the room, his massive dong stood in front of him like the horn of a very proud powerful rhino, he looked as though he could be Mr.Universe’s even sexier brother. McBeefyman walked over to Sarah-Jane Watson’s dainty 700lb body and asked xer politely if he might roughly fuck the everloving shit out of xer with his magnum dong. Sarah-Jane proceeded to type out a 17 page consent form. Together the two analyzed the form three times just to be sure they were safe and protected. They both signed the form with the passion a curvy non-binary Tumblr model would exude while eating ten boxes of chocolates. Sarah-Jane lifted up xer fat rolls revealing xer flower. Meatslab lifted xis massive fat roll unsheathing xis feminine penis. Meatslab and Sarah-Jane pulled out their cell phones and proceeded to sext since PIV is always rape. And as xis was walking out of the room, she told Meatslab that was the best rapin she has ever oppressed with. Meatslab then held the door open for her, and replied: “It was my privilege”. It was at that moment not just Sarah-Jane Watson’s head, but her whole body exploded all over the room. Leaving the room covered in a not so nice red and white mixture of blood and Sarah-Jane Watson & Meatslab love juices.

What?

You didn’t think laying pipe with a tublerina feminist was going to have a happy ending, did you?


[Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/comments/6omvhq/go_back_to_tumblr/)