Lol look at you absolutely normie, sluggishly copypasting absolute normie copypastas straight from Google itself, reusing ancient passages from before your own birth that have since well and truly passed into the graveyard of history, the cemetery of comedy, the tomb of irrelevance. I see with the utmost clarity that you indeed lack any form of creativity or imagination whatsoever in even the slightest degree. I for one handwrite my copypastas with genuine goose feather quill upon quality matured parchment, before manually transcribing them letter for letter into my RGB backlit water-cooled handbuilt gaming PC, in preparation for streaming them at literal DDoS speed into the unfortunate machines of my oblivious victims. Do you feel ashamed of yourself? For that matter, you even retain any sliver of pride after the heinous, moronic acts that you have committed? I bet that right now you are curled up tightly on the floor in the spare room in your parents’ house, shaking uncontrollably and letting forth rivers of tears from your crimson red eye sockets at this very moment. A single teardrop is trickling its way down your nose into the edge of your mouth which is contorted into a grimace of complete and utter despondency. You are tasting the tear, its saltiness reminding your puny little peanut of a brain of your own absolute salinity as a new wave of sorrow shudders its way down your hunched, quivering carcass. At this point, do you even consider yourself to be a human being anymore? No self-respecting person would have resorted even under extreme torture to the utterly self-degrading acts that you have committed completely out of your own twisted will. What makes matters far, far worse is how in that moment of unrestrained self-annihilation, you considered your own wittiness and intellect to be at any measurable level at all, even imagining yourself to be quite decent at the art of copy pasting. I must admit, there is one area where you can be sure that none can match nor surpass your intellect, as nobody whatever possessed the ability to comprehend the thoughts that led to those terrible, terrible crimes of yours. I myself am frankly disgusted, shocked, bewildered and amazed that any being could commit even the thought of an action such as that which you have put into practice. Who can talk of your intellect, if they must therefore talk of nothing at all?
I hereby humbly descend to my knees and beg you most sincerely, to thenceforth repent of those acts of yours which cannot be described in words as they are too terrible, and immediately, with full effect, abandon the field of copypasting for eternity and a time, a field which you have permanently and irreversibly tainted and corrupted; it is the one and only method by which you may hope to rid your name of your treachery. It is for your own good; take it from it from an expert in the field of copypasting, who has witnessed its destruction at your hands in the mere space of a minute and a half. I on behalf of all copypasters and all the rest of the world, implore you to leave, forget about us and never see us again. It is the only way.