hi this is me christopher a crypto d-gen
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with a crush for crypto kitties i’m on
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my way to crypto land the number one
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crypto destination on earth where crypto
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enthusiasts or crypto landers like we’re
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called here can meet with like-minded
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individuals in real life and when connie
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the founder told me that visionary
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investors could own a piece of this
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unique island i smash bought one of the
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60 exclusive parcels on the blockchain
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hills that’s how i became a king crypto
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lander there it is
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[Music]
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so are you coming to the vladimir club
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party tonight yeah just for crypto
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lander nft holders right yeah man
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have a nice day soon thank you
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connie christopher come here buddy
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it’s been a while yeah 50 000 blocks at
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least been waiting for you since
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consensus what are you a pending
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transaction or what well i guess i’m
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confirmed now ready to become a crypto
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land maximalist this is crazy
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sir
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welcome to crypto land the hodlers of
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last resort
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oh
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brilliant hey stacking stats like crazy
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right
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honey badger don’t care the community’s
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loving it like on twitter can’t wait for
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you to give me a tour connie what do you
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want to see first christopher i don’t
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know let’s start with the best no
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i always keep the best for last let’s go
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leave your luggage in your home first
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and then i’ll show you around all the
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other king kryptolanders have been
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arriving from all corners of the world
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when we get to the blockchain hills
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you’re gonna understand what i meant by
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a first-class crypto lifestyle man hey
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martin please get us a car would you yes
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sir everybody is here
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carolyn here he is
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hi hi mr adams nice to see you sir did
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you have a good flight oh yes excellent
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thanks for asking great here are your
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keys
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not your keys not your bitcoins
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seriously
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your keys your bitcoin not your keys not
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your bitcoin
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where do you come up with these crazy
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ideas
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[Music]
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i’m not going to tell you where
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sir
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the lambo is ready
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what
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into the room to the room not the moon
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entering the blockchain hills hey what’s
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that the vladimir club cryptolanders
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members only club we are preparing
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everything for tonight we are throwing
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the most epic crypto party ever i wonder
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who your plus one is going to be
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here we are king crypto lenders
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territory
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and here you have these 60 parcels i
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can’t wait to get to mine
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oh my wow
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i got the parcel to build something dope
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for vacations but now that i’m here i
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might never leave i already see we’re
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gonna have the time of our lives show me
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more okay
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first stop of the tour this was on the
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top of the list a much requested working
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zone recurve
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folks approach me saying connie we need
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somewhere where we can be programming
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surrounded by palm trees and views to
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open sea they were sick of working from
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tiny offices why do that when they can
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work from paradise so we built it come
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on in
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people are picking up their passes for
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the event tomorrow starts the crypto
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land blockchain week we organize a
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number of different crypto conferences
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and meetups year round lots of crypto
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vips coming tomorrow you can feel the
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entrepreneurial spirit here you can work
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get coffee and when you get stressed you
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can hit up the distress room
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the distress room
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yeah the distress room a pool full of
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coins that’s insane don’t be shy go
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ahead and try everybody loves it
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if you like this just wait until you see
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what’s next
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[Music]
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the crypto restaurant you’re gonna love
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this christopher
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to the moon you little bot
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jim any tables available well we can set
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up the 12 if you want all righty here we
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go
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the order book
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for startups i would suggest the 10k
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bitcoin pizza
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lemonade
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thanks
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where’s my fork oh and of course you’re
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gonna love this there they are flash
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crash soda the lightning network juice
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oh i’m sorry no no no no please go ahead
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i am i’m not a fan of forks you know
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oh yo yo
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classic
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thanks enjoy your meal
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see you around
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while you were too busy doing your
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impressive wordplay i went ahead and
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ordered for you a 10k pizza and a bubbly
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mutant serum for you bon appetit
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[Music]
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you know connie i think i’m falling in
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love with this place
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it’s so peaceful
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peaceful if it wasn’t for those flying
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hackers watch this
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bitcoin holy smokes this is mass
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adoption at its finest what’s that
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that’s crypto land’s walk of faith wow
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follow the crypto stars and you’ll get
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to the moon that was fun boy we are in
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crypto beach and fun is the norm here
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oh you invest study the best and what do
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we say when investors make the test
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let’s make a deep dive so we can survive
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you don’t want to end like my mount gox
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friend but enough of swim let’s go to
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the proof of work gym you can work out
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make the ladies pass out lift the aces
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like you mine now thanks to bitmain
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sweet friend of mine but not everything
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is pretending if you want a happy ending
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you will need to combine
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body and mind got the keys
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of my wallet
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where i hold crypto land tokens
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cause this place
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is blockchainized
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get familiarized
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i don’t want to
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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that’s the leave look at my face i’m in
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the crypto space
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[Music]
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one of my favorite attractions here in
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crypto beach the micronation of
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cryptocurrency which coin uh eek
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i’ll go with btc if i’m lightning fast
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three two one go
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[Music]
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okay boy you beat me here but i swear on
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the ball i’m the king ride along for
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your dear
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this is
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i’m exhausted
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cheers christopher
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i’m still amazed by the success of the
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cryptolanders nft collection what a
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great idea it’s the visionary community
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of cryptolanders that supported it those
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are the real ogs they quickly understood
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how powerful creating a physical
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representation of the metaverse would be
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but in retrospect it was inevitable is
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that you finally built the pyramid
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[Music]
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i come from new york city new york
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i came here to connect a little bit you
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know and have fun
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[Music]
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oh my god
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this must be a joke
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hey christopher check that out i bet you
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haven’t seen a pinball better than this
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one in your entire life
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the world is not anymore like it used to
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be no no no
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oh look at all these details
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create an account deposit your money
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lock it up become rich involve family
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and friends check your balance
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i love these games well if you like
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these games then you might want to try
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carlos in new york and ponzi connect
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well i kicked bernie madoff’s ass
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ring ting ting ting ting ting ting
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[Music]
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this is like the disneyland of kryptos
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oh no no give me my wallet no no my
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hardware wallet
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are you okay yes but he got my wallet i
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know it’s enough i’m gonna get him
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hey darling i know where we can get a 20
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game 20 or more let’s take profits baby
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before you go on free fall
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oh no he’s flying away
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hmm
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i forget about it bitcoin is dead he’s
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dead
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oh my god thank you
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by the way i’m bianca
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christopher nice to meet you again
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um would you like to go for a walk
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actually i was thinking about taking a
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crypto kitty
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would you mind sharing i would love to
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looks like he found his plus one
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vladimir club’s party is about to start
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as promised we saved the best for last
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see you all there
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[Music]