Recently, I’ve been thinking about seeing a woman. A female, a member of the opposite and most splendiferous sex.

I probably sound like a creep, but that’s what they’re saying about me now? That I’m paranoid?

Once a man has seen society’s black underbelly, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend, like you do, that women don’t exist.

Nevertheless, I do not consider myself as that type of simp who divinizes women. I long for women because of my human nature.

None of you seem to understand. I ain’t gay or a simp or bisexual or any of that. But I am desperate for the attention and affection of a woman.

I’ll keep waiting for a woman to respond, until the accumulated sight of all her sex and voice will foam up about my waist and I will look up to a female intently… and I’ll moan and whisper in her ear: “amabatukam.”