Okay, I have to go on a rant here. So I was on YouTube and I see a video about how the Sega Genesis Mini will be good. I watch it and scroll down to the comments section. I can’t BELIEVE the ACTUAL NERVE some FUCKING people have to say “I want Sonic 3” and “I want Ecco 2” AND NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK FOR COLUMNS?! I’m done. Fucking DONE! I can’t even comprehend the sheer level of stupidity it requires to forget about such a masterpiece. And columns 3, oh my GOD, that man on the box nearly forces me to shred my pants and sprint to my nearest Long John Silver’s and piss all over the people eating in a primal rage, all the while screeching “SEGAAAAAA”.