Unlike you, I remember every detail of your face. Quite solid coming from a guy with a fivehead and a hairline that looks like an airplane landing strip, uneven and receding. I can find somebody but your eyebrows can’t even find each other since they share different zip codes.
Last but not least, condolences to your mother. Waiting 9 months just to give birth to something like you.
Don’t come for me ever again.