1. He was white so he was alergic to washing ass.
2. He married Yoko who has a stinky mouth.
3. He was a beatles.
4. Did you know John Lennon abused his wife and neglected his first son and kicked him out of the will?
5. DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?
6. Jahn beet wif
7. John is bisexual which is kinda gay
8. Paul fucked John in the ass
9. He is the walrus
10. Jahn Lemon Farted