To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Flex Tape. The blockage is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the potential uses will go over a typical taper’s head. There’s also Phil Swift’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation – his personal philosophy draws heavily from Billy Mays advertisements, for instance. The tapers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this tape, to realize that it’s not just practical- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Flex Tape truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the speed of stopping leaks in Phil’s existencial product “Flex Seal,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Vince Shlomi’s cleaning epic ShamWow. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Phil Swift’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a limited edition Flex Tape two for one package deal. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.