Veggies are the WORST fetish. No sane human being would be into veggies, OK?
That shit is WRONG before the face of the lord jessus Christ. OK?
I never would dress up as a radish and fukc a guy, OK? that’s unholy and strange. I would never do something so unholy, dad.
homosexual is bad. Vegetables are bad. Jesus is good.
I onyl jerked off on that celery because I ran out of socks, OK? It was a one off thing, OK? And, for clarity, I never ate it after. vegetables are a POOR fetish choice. Fruit are far superior to veggies, and I’m not into them either. Vegetables are not remotely interesting from a dietary or sexual perspective. I would NEVER shove a radish up my ass. Only a liar, like my dad, would say that, OK? just because he saw something wrong, doesn’t mean he should cut off my internet and ground me at home. I HATE YOU, DAD

I WOULD NEVER JERK IT WATHCING VEGETALES.