hi this is me christopher a crypto d-gen

with a crush for crypto kitties i’m on

my way to crypto land the number one

crypto destination on earth where crypto

enthusiasts or crypto landers like we’re

called here can meet with like-minded

individuals in real life and when connie

the founder told me that visionary

investors could own a piece of this

unique island i smash bought one of the

60 exclusive parcels on the blockchain

hills that’s how i became a king crypto

lander there it is

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so are you coming to the vladimir club

party tonight yeah just for crypto

lander nft holders right yeah man

have a nice day soon thank you

connie christopher come here buddy

it’s been a while yeah 50 000 blocks at

least been waiting for you since

consensus what are you a pending

transaction or what well i guess i’m

confirmed now ready to become a crypto

land maximalist this is crazy

sir

welcome to crypto land the hodlers of

last resort

brilliant hey stacking stats like crazy

right

honey badger don’t care the community’s

loving it like on twitter can’t wait for

you to give me a tour connie what do you

want to see first christopher i don’t

know let’s start with the best no

i always keep the best for last let’s go

leave your luggage in your home first

and then i’ll show you around all the

other king kryptolanders have been

arriving from all corners of the world

when we get to the blockchain hills

you’re gonna understand what i meant by

a first-class crypto lifestyle man hey

martin please get us a car would you yes

sir everybody is here

carolyn here he is

hi hi mr adams nice to see you sir did

you have a good flight oh yes excellent

thanks for asking great here are your

keys

not your keys not your bitcoins

seriously

your keys your bitcoin not your keys not

your bitcoin

where do you come up with these crazy

ideas

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i’m not going to tell you where

sir

the lambo is ready

what

into the room to the room not the moon

entering the blockchain hills hey what’s

that the vladimir club cryptolanders

members only club we are preparing

everything for tonight we are throwing

the most epic crypto party ever i wonder

who your plus one is going to be

here we are king crypto lenders

territory

and here you have these 60 parcels i

can’t wait to get to mine

oh my wow

i got the parcel to build something dope

for vacations but now that i’m here i

might never leave i already see we’re

gonna have the time of our lives show me

more okay

first stop of the tour this was on the

top of the list a much requested working

zone recurve

folks approach me saying connie we need

somewhere where we can be programming

surrounded by palm trees and views to

open sea they were sick of working from

tiny offices why do that when they can

work from paradise so we built it come

on in

people are picking up their passes for

the event tomorrow starts the crypto

land blockchain week we organize a

number of different crypto conferences

and meetups year round lots of crypto

vips coming tomorrow you can feel the

entrepreneurial spirit here you can work

get coffee and when you get stressed you

can hit up the distress room

the distress room

yeah the distress room a pool full of

coins that’s insane don’t be shy go

ahead and try everybody loves it

if you like this just wait until you see

what’s next

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the crypto restaurant you’re gonna love

this christopher

to the moon you little bot

jim any tables available well we can set

up the 12 if you want all righty here we

the order book

for startups i would suggest the 10k

bitcoin pizza

lemonade

thanks

where’s my fork oh and of course you’re

gonna love this there they are flash

crash soda the lightning network juice

oh i’m sorry no no no no please go ahead

i am i’m not a fan of forks you know

oh yo yo

classic

thanks enjoy your meal

see you around

while you were too busy doing your

impressive wordplay i went ahead and

ordered for you a 10k pizza and a bubbly

mutant serum for you bon appetit

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you know connie i think i’m falling in

love with this place

it’s so peaceful

peaceful if it wasn’t for those flying

hackers watch this

bitcoin holy smokes this is mass

adoption at its finest what’s that

that’s crypto land’s walk of faith wow

follow the crypto stars and you’ll get

to the moon that was fun boy we are in

crypto beach and fun is the norm here

oh you invest study the best and what do

we say when investors make the test

let’s make a deep dive so we can survive

you don’t want to end like my mount gox

friend but enough of swim let’s go to

the proof of work gym you can work out

make the ladies pass out lift the aces

like you mine now thanks to bitmain

sweet friend of mine but not everything

is pretending if you want a happy ending

you will need to combine

body and mind got the keys

of my wallet

where i hold crypto land tokens

cause this place

is blockchainized

get familiarized

i don’t want to

[Applause]

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that’s the leave look at my face i’m in

the crypto space

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one of my favorite attractions here in

crypto beach the micronation of

cryptocurrency which coin uh eek

i’ll go with btc if i’m lightning fast

three two one go

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okay boy you beat me here but i swear on

the ball i’m the king ride along for

your dear

this is

i’m exhausted

cheers christopher

i’m still amazed by the success of the

cryptolanders nft collection what a

great idea it’s the visionary community

of cryptolanders that supported it those

are the real ogs they quickly understood

how powerful creating a physical

representation of the metaverse would be

but in retrospect it was inevitable is

that you finally built the pyramid

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i come from new york city new york

i came here to connect a little bit you

know and have fun

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oh my god

this must be a joke

hey christopher check that out i bet you

haven’t seen a pinball better than this

one in your entire life

the world is not anymore like it used to

be no no no

oh look at all these details

create an account deposit your money

lock it up become rich involve family

and friends check your balance

i love these games well if you like

these games then you might want to try

carlos in new york and ponzi connect

well i kicked bernie madoff’s ass

ring ting ting ting ting ting ting

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this is like the disneyland of kryptos

oh no no give me my wallet no no my

hardware wallet

are you okay yes but he got my wallet i

know it’s enough i’m gonna get him

hey darling i know where we can get a 20

game 20 or more let’s take profits baby

before you go on free fall

oh no he’s flying away

hmm

i forget about it bitcoin is dead he’s

dead

oh my god thank you

by the way i’m bianca

christopher nice to meet you again

um would you like to go for a walk

actually i was thinking about taking a

crypto kitty

would you mind sharing i would love to

looks like he found his plus one

vladimir club’s party is about to start

as promised we saved the best for last

see you all there

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